Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce

This really isn’t that shocking. I didn’t even get a chance to finish the 4 hour wedding special…

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Just 72 days after their $10 million wedding, Kim Kardashian plans to file for divorce from Kris Humphries, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

TMZ reports that Kardashian, 31, will not seek an annulment and plans to cite “irreconcilable differences in her filing.”

The date of separation is reportedly Oct. 31, 2011.

Kardashian’s attorney is celeb lawyer Laura Wasser, who has represented such stars as Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson.

Indeed, the latest Us Weekly reports of major friction between Kardashian and NBA star Humphries, 26.

The newylweds are “not getting along at all,” one insider said. “Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it’s causing major problems.”

At issue? While Kardashian, 31, juggles her reality shows and multiple moneymaking ventures, the basketball hunk 26, is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout — and partying up a storm on his wife’s dime.

The pair wed lavishly in Montecito, Calif. after just nine months of dating. “On some levels,” says a friend, “she feels like she made a mistake.”

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Campari Event At Locanda

There are few places as amazing as Rome in the fall. At dusk, as you enjoy a delicious appetite-stimulating aperitivo cocktail, autumn light bathes the ancient city in a golden hue. But if you can’t make it to Italy this season, we’ve arranged the next best thing.

Join us on Saturday, October 29, for a Campari aperitivo cocktail party hosted by award-winning bartender and Liquor.com advisor Jacques Bezuidenhout, who has worked at some of San Francisco’s top establishments. The two-hour event will be held at acclaimed Roman-style osteria Locanda. You’ll get to sample four delectable pre-dinner drinks: the bubbly Spritz, the refreshing Americano, the complex Negroni and the inventive Spagliato.

In addition to teaching you about this fine European tradition, Bezuidenhout will also show you how to make a range of  classic and modern tipples, so you can host your own aperitivo hour.

You’ll pair the tasty beverages with gourmet hors d’oeuvres, including artisanal cheeses and cured meats.

Time is running out, so buy your ticket now.  Only $35 for 2 hours of cocktails and hors d’oeuvres.

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2 Fandango Tickets For $12

KGB Deals has 50% off Fandango movie tickets.  Get 2 movie tickets for $12!  Click here to get this deal before it ends on Sunday.

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50% Off Little Star Pizza

If you are a fan of deep dish pizza, this is the deal for you.  Get $20 of food and drinks at Little Star Pizza for $10.  This deal is only good for the Albany location.  Click here for the deal before it ends on Sunday, November 6th.

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15 Hotels To Stay In Before You Die

I know, it sounds serious.  And it is.  CNN Travel comprised this list of must see hotels before you kick the bucket.

By Bija Knowles 

Whether it’s balanced on the rim of a volcano or made of crystallized salt, the right hotel can provide you with a good year’s worth of bragging material.

The best part is you don’t need to raid the kids’ college fund to find some exotic, out-there rooms.

1. The Balancing Barn, England

The Balancing Barn

The only stressful thing about this hotel is the swing beneath the barn.

Find a little balance in this precariously perched hotel. It was built by Living Architecture, the brainchild of Swiss philosophical writer Alain de Botton who wrote “The Architecture of Happiness.”

The group created a series of homes in the United Kingdom based on high-quality, modern architecture and de Botton’s work on the connection between environment, architecture and happiness.

The Balancing Barn in Suffolk, on the edge of a nature reserve, sleeps eight people. Clad in silver tiles and with large windows giving great views, it has also won a series of travel and design awards.

Living Architecture has also just launched its sixth property: a boat-shaped room where you can spend the night, perched on top of the Queen Elizabeth Hall on London’s South Bank.

Cost: From US$38.90 per person.

www.living-architecture.co.uk

2. The Mountain Retreat Inn, China

The Mountain Retreat Inn

There’s no telephone and no TV here, but there is a handy pizza oven.

With views of the peaceful Yulong River near Yangshuo in Guanxi province, the Mountain Retreat Inn has been named a top hotel by TripAdvisor and The Telegraph.

It’s all very eco friendly, with sustainable local bamboo used for furnishings where possible, but it’s the mountain scenery that makes this one for the scrapbook. The dramatic karst peaks along the nearby Li River are a big tourist draw, while the hotel itself has comfortable, simple rooms.

Cost: A single room from US$62.

+86 773 8777 091; www.yangshuomountainretreat.com

3. Wild Brown Bear Hotel, Finland

Wild Brown Bear Hotel

Hide your picnic baskets.

It’s the surroundings here that are the attraction rather than the hotel — but you can’t trek through the forests of eastern Finland’s Karelia region, over spongy carpets of moss and blueberries and under birch and pine canopies, without feeling as if you’re walking through a fairy tale.

The Wild Brown Bear Hotel is a great base for getting close to Finland’s natural side, and from here you can arrange an overnight stay in a hide looking out for wild brown bears and wolverines (a photographer’s hide is also available).

Other activities in the area include kayaking around peaceful lakes, cycling and enjoying the great Finnish outdoors.

Cost: A one-night stay in the bear-watching hide starts from US$213 per person.

+358 (0)40 5469 008; http://wildbrownbear.fi

4. Hotel Saratoga, Cuba

saratoga

Evacuate to the rooftop to escape the noisy traffic.

If you’re in Cuba chances are you will pass through Havana, and there is no cooler place to stay than the Hotel Saratoga.

Its rooftop pool has some of the best views in town and goes some way to offsetting the traffic noise and hustle of the Paseo del Prado. It features on the Guardian’s list of top 10 hotels in Havana and is considered one of the better bolt-holes in town. But avoid the food if you can.

Cost: Deluxe patio rooms start from US$238.

www.saratogahotel-cuba.com

5. Houshi Ryokan, Japan

Houshi Ryokan

The secret to 1,300 years of business? Minimalism.

For an authentic, and Zen-like, Japanese night, try a ryokan. These inns offer simple tatami-matted rooms with futons, traditional Japanese food and communal hot water spas.

The Houshi Ryokan in Hokuriku, Ishikawa, north-west of Tokyo, is one of the oldest ryokans in Japan. It’s been managed by the same family for 46 generations and has been in business for more than 1,300 years.

Its elegant sukiya-style rooms are designed according to Japanese architectural ideals and the ryokan’s legendary hot spring, or onsen, is reputed to have curative properties. Local dishes are served for breakfast and dinner.

Cost: Guest rooms start from US$91 per night.

www.ho-shi.co.jp/jiten/Houshi_E/home.htm

6. Akköy Evleri Cave Hotel, Turkey

Akköy Evleri Cave Hotel

Shaggy animal hides not included.

Get in touch with your inner caveman with an overnight stay in this rock-cut hotel in Cappadocia. Built near the historical village of Akköy near Ürgüp, the family-run Akköy Evleri hosts five boutique rooms built inside former cave houses.

There are plenty of other good cave hotels in the region, but the friendly management, good food and views make this place special. Use it as a base to explore the surrounding area — including the underground cities at Kaymakli and Derinkuyu, the nightlife and architecture of Ürgüp or the nearby Byzantine caves.

Cost: Prices range from US$106-284 for a room.

+90 384 352 4704; http://akkoyevleri.com/

7. Ngorongoro Crater Lodge, Tanzania

View wild animals from the world’s largest cooking pot.

If it’s a view of Tanzania’s northern savanna from the rim of a volcanic caldera that you’re after, this is the hotel for you.

The Ngorongoro Conservation Area is a UNESCO World Heritage site and home to 40,000 Maasai semi-nomadic pastoralists as well as a high density of wild animals — time it right and you might glimpse migrating wildebeest, zebra or gazelles.

The hotel’s suites are inspired by Maasai manyattai, but have a cosy colonial feel. Game drives are the main activity, so there is plenty of time for admiring the spectacular views over the ancient caldera.

Cost: US$720 per person per night.

+44 (0) 20 7471 8780 (England) or +1 866 356 469 (United States) www.ngorongorocrater.com/

8. La Résidence Phou Vao, Laos

La Résidence Phou Vao

For pampering of the less spiritual kind, there is the infinity pool and spa.

One of the best hotels in Laos’ old royal capital of Luang Prabang, this white-walled colonial mansion nestles amid a forest of palm trees on a hill a short way outside the country’s second biggest city, designated a UNESCO World Heritage site.

Furnished with a monastic combination of dark woods and simple white cotton wafting across doorways, it’s a Zen-like base to explore the surrounding stupas, observe Buddhist monks collecting their alms each morning and feel at one with nature.

Cost: Double rooms from US$260.

+856 71 212 194; www.residencephouvao.com/web/plua/la_residence_phou_vao.jsp

9. Adrère Amellal eco lodge, Egypt

Adrère Amellal eco lodge

Perfect for the Luddite in your life.

The Adrère Amellal eco lodge lives in harmony with its fragile Saharan environment and allows its guests to experience the freedom and beauty of the unspoilt desert too.

With no electricity, no Internet and no phone signal, you’ll soon be appreciating the sunrise over the sand dunes, discovering the ancient Siwa way of life and learning how local artisans and herders are surviving in this parched landscape.

It’s all built using traditional techniques — part rock-hewn and part kershef (mud and rock salt) — and the lodge’s restaurant serves quality local vegetarian and meat dishes. Don’t forget to dip your toes in the Roman springs. The lodge is a 10-hour drive (about 750 kilometers) from Cairo, it’s not easy to get to, but is well worth it.

Cost: US$500 per night

 +20(2) 2736 7879; www.adrereamellal.net

10. Palacio de Sal, Bolivia

Palacio de Sal, Bolivia

An excellent stay if you’re afraid of slugs.

If you can’t stand bland, try the Palacio de Sal, with walls, floors, beds and chairs made entirely of white rock salt.

Set on the eastern shore of the Great Salar de Uyuni, a vast expanse of white salt 3,650 meters above sea level, it’s also great for stargazing at night and watching sunset colors reflect off the salt lake.

You can try your hand at a bit of trick photography — like this intrepid traveler who appears to be relieving himself of his travel companions: http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3291609.

The hotel also has a spa and salty golf course. Not recommended for slugs.

Cost: Rooms start at US$100 for a single.

+591 2 6229512; www.palaciodesal.com.bo

11. Albergo Il Monastero, Italy

Albergo Il Monastero

Enjoy your stay at this ex-convent.

The small island of Ischia is sometimes overlooked by tourists who flock instead to the crowded Amalfi coast or neighbouring Capri during summer months.

For a more relaxed view of the gulf of Naples, this hotel — an ex-convent — has a simple Mediterranean cloistered feel.

It’s part of the 16th-century Aragonese Castle, which stands on a picturesque outcrop of rock connected to the main island by a bridge. Ischia is popular for its thermal hot springs and volcanic mud treatments. This hotel also offers wellness massage packages to visitors staying two nights or more.

Cost: Rooms start at US$142 but watch out for discounts on the website.

+39 081 992435; www.albergoilmonastero.it  

12. Alila Ubud, Indonesia

Alila Ubud

Behold, the human bird bath.

This hotel’s wow factor has to be its infinity pool that seems to merge with green rice terraces and the luxuriant foothills of central Bali.

Take a dip in this pool and you’ll feel like you’re swimming with the native Balinese birds and macaques.

Certified by Green Globe, the hotel is eco friendly and offers four-star quality and services, including cool, contemporary design and an on-site restaurant specializing in local cuisine.

Cost: Rooms start from US$148

+62 361 975 963; www.alilahotels.com/ubud   

13. Great Orme Lighthouse, Wales

Great Orme Lighthouse

Where luxury is replaced by “coziness.”

This old lighthouse, built in 1862 and in full use as a warning to ships until 1985, certainly has a room with a view — a 180-degree view over the cliffs of north Wales and the Irish Sea.

Don’t expect luxury, but do expect a very warm welcome from the hostess Fiona and an insight into the history of this living monument.

Cost: US$129 per person per night.

+44 (0)1492 876819; www.lighthouse-llandudno.co.uk/

14. Riad L’Ayel d’Essaouira, Morocco

Riad L’Ayel d’Essaouira

There’s a reason why that beach is outside of the palace walls…

This renovated traditional Moroccan house in the heart of Essaouira’s old quarter has four beautifully designed Berber-style rooms.

Colorful ceramic tiles and traditional tadlakt-coated walls blur the indoor and outdoor spaces, while detailed attention to carved-wood furnishings and silky fabrics make this small riad a Moroccan visual feast.

It’s also listed as one of Essaouira’s best luxury hotels by professional travel writers on the Travel Intelligence website, but comes in well below the average price of four and five-star hotels in the city.

Cost: From US$71 per room.

+212 5 24 47 58 62 28; www.riadlayel.com

15. The Oberoi Udaivilas, India

Oberoi Hotels & Resorts

Experience a traditional Indian Palace.

Your big chance to live like a Mughal Emperor — at least for one night.

The Oberoi Udaivilas at Udaipur is built in the style of a traditional Indian palace, with gold-leaf domes and sand-colored walls reflected in the waters of Lake Pichola and the hotel’s pools.

Voted the best resort in Asia by Travel + Leisure’s 2011 readers’ poll, the hotel’s marble interiors and hand-painted frescoes will make you feel every inch a Rajah.

The setting at the heart of the old Mewar kingdom combines historical atmosphere with the Oberoi group’s high standards. The city’s network of lakes and the backdrop of the Aravalli Hills are a spectacular setting.

Cost: From Rs35,000 (US$760).

+91 294 2433300; www.oberoihotels.com

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Giggle of the Week: Happy Halloween!

Who says pumpkin carving is only fun for kids?  I’m surprised I never saw this in Isla Vista although my old IV roommate did send this to me.  This gets an A+ for creativity and skills.

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8 Best Burgers in the Bay Area

Here is the line-up according to Zagat.  Do you agree?

#8  Joe’s Cable Car

#7  Burger Bar

#6  Barney’s Gourmet Burgers

#5  Burgermeister 

#4  True Burger

#3  Gott’s Roadside

#2  In-N-Out Burger

#1  Roam Artisan Burgers

 

 

 

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Calvin Klein Friends and Family

Calvin Klein is having their Friends and Family sale right with an extra 30% off of everything including sale items.  Use code CKFRIENDS2011 at the checkout.

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Great Pet Costumes

Who thinks of this shit?  Click here for more fun pet costumes…

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Nellie’s Soulfood

Finally used my $25 Restaurant.com gift certificate to Nellie’s Soul Food and was not disappointed.  Located in West Oakland not far from Jack London Square, it is definitely a restaurant a little off the beaten path.  The restaurant is in a building which houses a lot of random offices.  The entrance from the outside is a non-descript door that looks like an emergency exit and you suddenly forget where you are.  There’s a bar in a room to the right with TVs.  The restaurant was probably once a huge office that was converted. There was a juke box in the corner playing all sorts of jams.

The menu had tons of mouth-watering options like ribs, fried chicken, fried oysters, wings, burgers, and smothered chicken and steaks.  Every entree comes with your choice of 3 sides.  We ordered 1/2 fried chicken which came with a thigh, 2 drumsticks, and a wing.  It was well seasoned with a great crispy friedness while the chicken remained moist.  For the sides we got black eyed peas, collard greens with bacon, and potato salad.  The peas almost tasted like re-fried beans (a good thing) and the collard greens were some of the best I’ve ever had.  The potato salad had hard-boiled egg in it which I love.  Super delicious and will probably get 2 orders next time!

We also ordered the fried seafood platter which came with 2 pieces of fried catfish and snapper, 3 prawns and 3 oysters.  The cornmeal crust was complemented by the homemade tartar sauce.  The fish remained amazingly moist.   For the sides, we got French fries, green beans and yams. Fries were good, green beans ok, but the yams were delish.  So sweet it was almost like dessert.  Every table also got an order of mini cornbread muffins.

Service was a little slow but the tunes comin out of the jukebox made the wait a little easier.  I will definitely be going back to Nellies the next time I get a craving for soul food!

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